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Jokes (Feel free to relax, post your jokes)
#1
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There was a sexy girl that was afraid of the exams cause she afraid that she won't pass to the second grade and fail and must repeat 1 year again at the first grade.
One day, she approached her teacher. Begging him to let her pass the exams easily. (Going on her knees in front of the teacher)
"Sir, please let me pass the exams. I will sacrifice anything in order to pass the exams" Then she said it slowly "I will do anything, anything that you want"

Then the teacher reply her," Anything?". "Anything",said the girl.
The teacher asked her with softly voice, "Anything...?". "Anything..", said the girl.

Then teacher whispered to her ear, "Do you want to ..... study ??"
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End of 1st joke story.

Sorry guys, this is my first time of joking. Hahaha Tongue
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#2
======2nd Story======

A president was visiting the art museum. Because on that time, the president had an abnormal eye, he asked his bodyguard to accompany him looking around the museum.
=First picture=
President: Wow. This picture is great. The fish looks so lively.
Bodygurad: Ssshh..... Not so loud Sir. That is a picture of crocodile.
=Second Drawing=
President: The drawing of this elephant is so mighty.
Bodyguard : Don't be too loud, that is a bull.

The President seems embrassed to give comments, so he waited until the picture in the corner of the room......
President: Wow, the monkey looks so real.Laugh
Bodyguard : Sir. That is a mirrorTongue

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\=end of 2nd joke story=\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Please post your jokes if you got one or more Tongue
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#3
Please post your jokes if you got one or more
Feel free to relax in this thread Tongue
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#4
-----3rd Joke-------

Perfect Score

Steve just got back home. And went directly to his mother.

"Mom. I just scored 100 mark at school" said Steve. "Now that's my son. HappyWhat subjects that are 100 ? asked his mother.

Steve, gladly answered "50 marks for Geography, 30 marks in Math, and 20 marks in History" .BiggrinBiggrin

------end of 3rd joke------
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#5
=====4nd joke======

FOUNDER OF AMERICAN ISLAND

Teacher: Trey, show me where is the american island according to this map.
Trey : It's here (pointed to the correct American continent in the map)Cool
Teacher : That's great. So class, who's the founder of American ?
Class : It's Trey, ma'am Laugh

=====end==========
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#6
the only one that made me Laugh was the Typo 4nd anyone Hehehe!!!!! Tongue2
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(06-01-2010, 05:12 PM)anito9999 Wrote: the only one that made me Laugh was the Typo 4nd anyone Hehehe!!!!! Tongue2

Yeah. I'll try to make you laugh again in my later jokes soon. Maybe tomorrow I'll post the next stories. Now seems kinda sleepy. Meanwhile, you guys can enjoy and relax here.
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#8
Are these your own jokes? Because if they are, it explains some things Tongue
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#9
Some of them, I just modified the story to look more exciting.
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#10
5th Story.

A man was rushing to the lift in a hotel, while he was running, he accidently ran over a woman and hurt her with his shoulder.

The man quickly apologized to her and said "if your heart is as soft as your chest, you should be able to forgive me"
The woman replied "if your *thing* is as strong as your shoulder, i'm in room 603."

End of 5th story
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